Carbs were invented just last week, right??
…..because last week I ate like they were new in life and as though they’re going extinct this week.
I visited a friend in Denver, CO., last week and I made a decision before I left that I would not be on-plan at all if I didn’t want to. Here’s how that panned out…..note the rapid decline into requiring a shovel to put everything in my mouth fast enough.
Day 1 — because I was travelling, I ate somewhat off plan. This included a muffin and some chocolate. And a beer. And mexican food!! mmmmmmmmmm
Day 2 — no no no, I’m going to be good today. Okay, I’ll start the day with a healthy bowl of Peanut Butter Cheerios. Lunch was a healthy salad and a cannoli because we were at this kick ass italian restaurant. Dinner….we had mexican again, which was awesome. Not bad at all, actually!!
Day 3 — Peanut Butter Cheerios (GAWD these things are amazing — we do not have this in Canada that I know of)….WORKOUT (yay me!!!)…..PIZZA(?!?!mmmmmmm)…..and then…..chips. and almond/pecan/cashew clusters. and copious amounts of full-sugar pop mixed with Jim Beam Red Stag Black Cherry Bourbon Whiskey. Oh, and chocolate-chocolate-chip cookies with chocolate milk.
Day 4 — Bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, toast. <<—- this was actually amazing greasy spoon diner food!! Didn’t eat again until around 5pm when I had spicy peel ‘n eat shrimp at this great little pub in downtown Denver. Last slice of leftover pizza. Cue the copious amounts of alcohol and pop again.
Day 5 — travel day again. Let’s go crazy!! Airport #1: Egg McMuffin, McHashbrown, McCoffee. Airport #2: A bagel with cream cheese. Chocolate. Did I mention chocolate? Airport #3: Sushi. And….Chocolate. Home: Eggs. LOL
Wow. So…..yes. I’m pretty sure carbs were invented last week, because I ate as many as I could.
This binge was brought to you by Suzanne’s Happy Brain. Honestly, I haven’t been this happy in months. I don’t feel great about my choices, but I’m not beating myself up, either. Life goes on and I had a TON of fun!!